Top of the Hill

This is the day which immediately precedes a person's 40th birthday. This is the height of a person's life experience as they will be over the hill the next day when they turn 40 years old.

It is typically celebrated with songs celebrating hills and tops and is one last burst of color before the traditional all black attire for the over the hill observance.

A person's Top of the Hill day supersedes any other person's actual birthday in order of importance and should be the larger of the two celebrations as this day happens only once in a lifetime.

Sarah: "I hear you're going to be over the hill tomorrow!"
Katie: "Yes, but today I'm at the top of the hill!"

Ralph: "Happy top of the hill day! Enjoy it, it's all downhill starting tomorrow when you turn 40!"

Monique: "Did you hear today is Chris's Top of the Hill day!? there's a HUGE Party in the breakroom!"
Erin: "ya.. .but today is my actual birthday"
Monique: "Don't be selfish! You know Top of the Hill days are more important than regular old birthdays!"
Erin: "oh."

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Top of the Hill Shit

Items or "Stuff" that are let out, generally with a rag-tag sign reading "free", on a hill top. Items usually offered contain, moon dishes, tiny stuff animals, pocket sized cook books and other non-valuable trinkets.

Dude, the got some "Top of the Hill Shit" up there!

top hill dookie

the act of take a massive shit on top of a hill and watching it form a snowball effect down hill

dude did you just lay down a top hill dookie it just hit me in the cock