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tornado fighter

A delusional taxi driver from a large city in the American Southwest who despite overwhelming opposition from the scientific community (and anyone else with a shred of common sense) continues to dream up very expensive plans which he claims will destroy a tornado. For years he planned on detonating an explosive inside a tornado, but in recent months he has expressed a greater interest in pointing a laser beam at the tornado.

The tornado fighter was charged up the wazoo for massive bandwith usage after his website was FARKed in Jan 2004.

by King Ahid July 17, 2004


Tornado Fighter

a person whose goal is to destroy a tornado before a tree starts to sway. by many such ways as planting a 5-ton charge in the twisters path and blowing it up, killing the tornado, or taking a laser and pointing at the tornado until the whole thing condenses.

Guy: that guy is a tornado fighter! he stopped an F5 tornado from destroying a town!
Guy 2: How?
Guy: After getting charged up the wazoo from his website getting farked, he created a 8-ton explosive charge and planted it RIGHT where the tornado was forming. then, he blew it up, stopped the tornado, and created a foot of rainfall from all the condensed clouds within a 500m radius. the Xplosion was cool, the rainfall, not as much
Guy 3: You guys talking about me? 'cuz i blew up that tornado

by your best idiot March 27, 2010

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