torque wrench

n. A standard mixed drink, very similar to the screwdriver, except replace the vodka with everclear. It'll get ya drunk!

"After a night of many torque wrenches, I felt like one of them opened another asshole I was unaware of.

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Japanese torque wrench

A claw hammer

This bolt is seized, if I had a japanese torque wrench I could break it free.

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reverse torque wrench

Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'

I think I've done the reverse torque wrench one time with this freaky girl in college. ~NV

reverse torque wrench

Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'

I think I've done the reverse torque wrench one time with this freaky girl in college. ~NV

Irish Torque Wrench

Hammer

I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?

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