Tounch

Tounch means to take up bumsex in a wooded environment. Any gender can participate in the art of tounching, and any wooded environment is allowed, from small woods to large forests.

Fancy a walk to the forest for a quick tounch?

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Tounch

Vagina

"I was so close to getting to touch her tounch," the sexually frustrated twelve year old exclaimed.

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tounch

An amount of something that is obviously too much but you’d like to downplay that fact

Brian: How much ice cream did you eat?!
Me: Just a tounch… I saved you the last spoonful…

Tounched

The condition or act of being too tired due to not adulting properly the previous night

"Dude, I cannot get this spreadsheet right. I'm Tounched AF."
"Please excuse my mistakes, I'm completely Tounched today."

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