Towel party

When in boot camp, the act of putting soap bars in a towel and using to teach another recuit a lesson for getting the entire unit in trouble, normally done by the entire unit. As seen in Full Metal Jacket, but is still done today.

Pvt Adams:Hey bro i heard last night that our whole unit woke up and in the middle of the night to towel party for getting us in trouble with that donut.
Pvt Dante: Really? I must of sleep through it
Pvt Adams:Yea they beat the shit out of him

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Tina towel party

A party consisting of gay men using methamphetamine. The scene is generally a sexually charged, porn indulgent debacle where most of the participants fail to "get off", although they may try for hours or days. The telltale signs of a Tina towel party are conspicuous popper usage, greasy doorknobs, remote controls sealed in zip-lock baggies, and furniture draped with bath towels, hence the name.

Harry: Hey Lyle, didn't I see you at that Tina towel party the other night?
Lyle: Yeah, I was there. Why?
Harry: Well, so far 3 of us got the clap. You may want to go see Linda down at the clinic, just to be sure.

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