Toxic recycler

Someone who puts all the wrong shit in the recycling bin, an imperfect recycler.

Fuck you if you dont like toxic recycled shit, we really dont want to sell you shit in the first place, but not selling you shit isnt a good way to make money, so instead we sell you this toxic plastic shit these assholes and jerks keep giving us. If only we had the heart to tell them to take it to the landfill, but we want your money too much to do that, and that would look bad on us if people stopped recycling and took their shit back to the landfill again. So we found the heart to curse you, the buyer out.

-Toxic Recycler Dude