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The number one rated car in America due to the lack of ability to kill anybody due to its 10 mph top speed.
"Dude I got hit by a Toyota Prius yesterday. Yo bro are you okay? Yeah bro I'm fine I just got a paper cut.
A car that will litteraly make a man puke and want to kill himself. The definition of disappointment.
When she sent me the booty pics I felt like I saw a Toyota Prius.
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A literal disappointment to mankind it's self.
"My parents just called me a Toyota Prius."
The car that outnumbers the amount of reasonable people there are on earth.
"I can't find my car!" "What kind of car is it?" "It's a Toyota Prius" "That doesn't help..."
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A car that gives you the illusion that you're magically going to eliminate pollution and save the earth all by buying a crappy Japanese car for an outrageous price.
"That Toyota Prius is a total piece of shit."
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A eco-friendly car that has the option to come with solar panels.
Made for rich people who "want to save the earth" but they really just buy it because they hate themselves.
Rich Person: I hate myself. I'm gonna go buy a Toyota Prius so that way people think I'm just saving the earth.
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The wannabe Tesla Model 3.
Toyota Prius: "Saving the Earth!"
Me: "WTF, it looks like shit"
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