Tragedian

Oh, holy shit it IS a word! I didn't know this was I thing until just now. I'm probably technically on of these. You should be paying me.

Aeschylus the Tragedian "It is easy, when we are in prosperity, to give advice to the afflicted"

Hym "Yeah... That's a good point 🤔.... Now, how easy is it going to be for you to hand over that wallet?"

Aeschylus the Tragedian "Wal... Let?"

Hym "Ah, shit... Yeah, you're a past guy... You got like a bag of coins or something?" *Digging though Aeschylus' pockets*

Aeschylus the Tragedian "I say! Unhand me!"

Hym "Gah! Nothing! Where's the prosperity asshole!?"

Aeschylus the Tragedian "I am but a humble tragedian."

Hym "Pft! Useless! You're a useless, that's what you are! Get out! Get... Get the fuck outta here!" *Shoves Aeschylus*

Aeschylus the Tragedian "Well I never..."

Hym "GET OUTTA HERE! Robe wearing sissy!" *Throws rocks*