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Trail Mixed

to be high on the devil's lettuce while tripping on shrooms

Friend 1: Hey, why is Tommy rolling around in the grass?

Friend 2: He's trail mixed, bro.

by 1315187114 July 5, 2018

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trail mix

(n.) 1. a combination of granola, raisins, M&Ms, etc. that tastes like a dirt path: usually eaten by hippies and ravers; 2. a combination of Viagra and Ecstasy that tastes like a dirt path but gives you a 10-hour boner: usually eaten by hippies and ravers.

1. I had some trail mix and my penis fell off.
2. I had some trail mix and my penis fell off.

by Boomin' Granny April 22, 2003

393๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


trail mix

mixture of assorted powdered drugs. May include meth, coke, crushed ecstasy tablets, and K - if its been prepared by a circuit boi, probably contains Viagra as well.
Preferred by some because you get a little bit of the effect of all of the above at the same time, without too much of any one substance.

I've got a bumper full of trail mix, so you know we'll still be goin' hard at afterhours when the last of these tragic spent whores is trickin for one more bump.
"Who wants trail mix?!?!?!"

by brooklyn516 September 20, 2004

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Trail Mix

A combination of fruits, nuts, and granolas, often pertaining to a group of people of the Californian-variety. Also applicable to supporters of Bernie Sanders, people from Portland, and English majors who just returned from their first trip abroad.

Trail Mix also includes hipsters, vegans, cry bullies, environmentalists, baristas, art majors, tree huggers, liberals, flamers, flower children, and anyone who has ever been to Burning Man.

Oh lookโ€ฆ hypocritical Trail Mix are throwing rocks and eggs at families leaving a Trump rally while preaching that everyone should just get along.

I can only handle California in small dosesโ€ฆ the Trail Mix is completely overwhelming. At least in Texas, the Trail Mix is mostly confined to Austin.

At first, I thought I was in the hood, but then realized that these rundown houses were all rented by white Trail Mix who make shitty jewelry and sell vinyl for a living.

by Puttin On The Foil June 16, 2016

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trail mix

a snortable combination of crystal meth, cocaine, and ketamine

shall we do some trail mix before we get to the white party?

by anonymous 1 May 20, 2004

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Trail Mix

M and M's with obstacles

Hay do you want some M and M's with obstacles??? or trail mix

by Jaxon's PP November 8, 2019


Trail mix

Crumbs left in the toilet after you take a shit

โ€œDammit Paul! You left trail mix in the toilet!โ€

by Antwon Rockamorra May 22, 2019

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