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For when a friend goes to bump fists with you and instead you quickly clamp your hand over theirs. It's supposed to feel unpleasant; a mean-spirited fist bump.
My buddy tried to fist bump me yesterday but instead I gave him a trailer hitch! Ha ha, he felt so violated! He was so angry, he chased me down the street!
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The bulge that results when a man dressing in Drags tucks his package too far back and it pops out from behind whenever he bends over
"Yo, check out the Trailer Hitch on that Britany...homie could tow my snowmobile!"
When a man inserts his penis into a ladies anus and shoves his balls into her vaginal canal. Then the couple proceeds to walk around attached by the genitals yelling "hitched ya!". The woman is essentially the vehicle hitch and the man is a trailer.
Want to trailer hitch while you make me dinner?
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Having a girl get on her knees and blow you, then slowly walk backwards, dragging her across the room.
The chick was sucking my cock, but i couldn't reach my beer, so i had to give her the trailer hitch to get to it...
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Walking around with your dick tucked into your waistband. This is one of the most popular methods for hiding an unwanted boner in public. It's called trailer hitching because if your dick tip pokes out the top of your pants, it looks sort of like a trailer hitch.
"I popped a boner in trig class. Nobody knew though cuz I was trailer hitching like a motherfucker."
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A trailer hitch is pulling your cock and balls between your legs, bending over and yelling someones name so they can see you from behind. It closely resembles the trailer hitch on Grandma's van.
Hey Carl, look at my trailer hitch!
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nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy
Freak that bitch out, give her the trailer hitch.
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