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Walking around with your dick tucked into your waistband. This is one of the most popular methods for hiding an unwanted boner in public. It's called trailer hitching because if your dick tip pokes out the top of your pants, it looks sort of like a trailer hitch.
"I popped a boner in trig class. Nobody knew though cuz I was trailer hitching like a motherfucker."
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Similar to tailgating, trailer hitching is a social event held around the trailer hitch of a vehicle. Trailer hitching often involves consuming alcoholic beverages and grilling food. Tailgate parties usually occur in the parking lots at stadiums and arenas before, and occasionally after or during, sporting events and concerts.
-Hey man, my truck broke so I drove my jeep to Gillette Stadium before Warped Tour
-That's okay, even though you don't have a tailgate to sit on, we can still cook out some food and bring a cooler full of booze for the pre-gaming
-Yeah, I'd be down for some trailer hitching
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For when a friend goes to bump fists with you and instead you quickly clamp your hand over theirs. It's supposed to feel unpleasant; a mean-spirited fist bump.
My buddy tried to fist bump me yesterday but instead I gave him a trailer hitch! Ha ha, he felt so violated! He was so angry, he chased me down the street!
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Having a girl get on her knees and blow you, then slowly walk backwards, dragging her across the room.
The chick was sucking my cock, but i couldn't reach my beer, so i had to give her the trailer hitch to get to it...
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The bulge that results when a man dressing in Drags tucks his package too far back and it pops out from behind whenever he bends over
"Yo, check out the Trailer Hitch on that Britany...homie could tow my snowmobile!"
A trailer hitch is pulling your cock and balls between your legs, bending over and yelling someones name so they can see you from behind. It closely resembles the trailer hitch on Grandma's van.
Hey Carl, look at my trailer hitch!
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nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy
Freak that bitch out, give her the trailer hitch.
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