Tramp Champagne

Another way of saying Cider.
tramp being a chav or a poor person, and champagne takin the mick out of what they use to celebrate.

Chav/Tramp 1: EY! my missus dropped her 9th kid today!
Chav/Tramp 2: wheeey crack out the cider!

Onlooker: Ugh, those chavs and their bloody Tramp Champagne!

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