Trannysaurus Mess

1. An old drag queen or cross dresser often found sitting at the end of the bar, drunk before noon time.

2. A geriatric cross dresser who just doesn't care about appearance anymore, but feels obligated to go out in drag anyway. Often will spit while talking due to years of intoxication and/or recent stroke.

3. Any queeny homosexual too fucked up to realize how comletely obnoxious they are.

1. Dame Edna is such a trannysaurus mess, look at that make-up.
2. Martina Navratilova looks like a trannysaurus mess, slapping those balls between her legs.
3. Mrs. Doubtfire is the best movie for up-and-coming trannysaurus messes!
4. Marv Albert, you are such a trannysaurus mess!