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an incredible mixed drink comprised of ginger ale, grape juice and vodka
amounts of each may vary
Hey bartender, Can I get a transfusion please...
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A sexual act between two females where they scissor each other while one female is on her period.
Wow, that was a great transfusion last night, I came so hard, and my iron count is up!
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An advanced dishwashing technique where you slowly drain the sink and turn the faucet on. This dilutes the water, thus making it less dirty. Add some more soap and VOILA!! Improved dishwater. Used when there are a lot of dishes but the dishwasher doesn't want to waste time draining and refilling the sink, thus allowing them to wash the dishes nonstop, which speeds up the process. Also used to extend the life of the dishwater when the restaurant is about to close to make it last until close.
New Employee: This water is really gross. Shouldn't we change it??
Veteran Employee: Nah. Just give it a transfusion.
New Employee: Isn't that kinda gross??
Veteran Employee: I can tell you're new. In time you'll learn that you aren't paid enough to care.
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When you've heard every song on your iPod way too many times and the only option left is to delete everything and start again.
Dude, all of your tunes are so lame... it's time for an iPod Transfusion
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when two people proceed to poop into eachothers asses
we loved eachother so much that we wanted to get closer and had a poop transfusion
The act of having sex with a woman on her period, not taking a shower and then having sex with a different woman.
Dude, I was hitting my girlfriend even though she was on her rag when her husband busted in the door before I could nut so I went to my other ho's crib and gave her a blood transfusion.
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When you give a family member an STD
Did your hear that Jeb gave his hot sister that good old fashion Alabama transfusion last weekend?