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Having a fear of the water sports so paralyzing that you turn gay.
Why didn’t Tremmel go whitewater rafting this year?
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”
An affliction commonly found in a millennial. It is when you are terrified of boats and cannot shower with the lights out. Also known as tremmeling Common symptoms include short arms and a love of teddy bears.
Sorry man I cannot go fishing, I have Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror.