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How to tell if someone's butt is stupid.
The Transitive Butt Property clearly states that the stupidity of someone's butt is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head.
stupid (butt) >or= stupid (head)
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The transitive butt property states that: the dumbness of someone's butt is equal to or greater than the dumbness of that person's head.
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The notion that, when a woman (or man, depending on how you swing) has given you a blow job, and then has kissed you at some point in the future, you have then, by transmission, had your dick in your mouth. This also applies to when it was someone else's dick being sucked, and then transferred to you in the act of kissing the one who had sucked dick.
A sucks B's dick, then A procedes to make out with B. therefore, B, through transitive property, had its own dick in his mouth.
A sucks B's dick, then later makes out with C. therefore, C has had B's dick in its mouth
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1. If A=B, and B=C, then A=C. Used in Geometry.
2. If Person A hooks up with Person B, and Person B hooks up with person C, person A has hooked up with person C. This property is hated by most high school/college age persons.
3. Definition 2, as a verb. To hook up with someone by the transitive property.
1. Angle XYZ is congruent to angle BAC by the transitive property.
2. I got with Dana yesterday, she got with Joe the day before... Now I've hooked up with Joe by the transitive property... damn.
3. We all unknowingly pulled a massive transitive property by hooking up with Julie.
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If you watch porn with a man and a woman, you share gender with 50% of what's going on in there. You're 50% gay. Obviously if you share 100% of the gender in the porno that's 100% gay. Now you might be thinking if you watch porn with two people of the opposite gender then you're at 0%, but what they are doing is gay which means you're watching gay porn. Watching GAY porn is in fact, GAY. Now, if you were to watch porn between someone of the opposite gender and a transvestite, half man half woman, then you share only 25% of what's going on in that porno which means you are 75% less gay. That's the transitive property
I'm straighter than you and I can prove it using the transitive property
Invented by one Mark "Chewy", applicable in nearly all social situations. Often used to get some and or burn someone for being stupid.
If you drink a refridgerated beverage, by the transitive property OJ did it.
Burn
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The transitive propery, a property invented and claimed by Matt Habib, is a non-universal property which states that any characteristic that one person or thing has is transfered to a related person or thing.
Erin=cute
Erin=popsicle
popsicle=cute
Erin=amazing
Erin=tomato
Tomato=amazing
Yay for the transitive property!
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