Trapper keeper baby

When a trifling psycho bitch goes and gets pregnant by some random dude and then lie to the poor bastard that's trying to ditch her ass just so he sticks around. If you were born by this crazy ho, sadly you are a trapper keeper baby. If you are a trapper keeper baby, then thank and worship Maury Povich for exposing bat shit crazy broads like your mother.

I knew I was a trapper keeper baby when my mom told me she gets syndication checks from being a consistent guest on Maury Povich.