The most important day of the week and the least important band in the world.
It's Trash Day!
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When you're recently incarcerated and you go to the yard where everyone dumps their shitty load in you for disposal
When Nate first got to prison, it was Big Trash Day all up in his ass in the yard
On October 28th every girl named Alexa shall be dumped in the trash
Itβs 28th oct alexa
Alex:oh no national trash day
On this day you are allowed to call anyone trash and you must admit it if they call you trash.
Date of nyt day is the 9th of January till the 11th
Hey bro your trash
You're right because it's national your trash day
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If you buy bananas on trash day, all the fruit flies will find their way into your home because of people's trash bins being moved about. Much like "Don't tempt fate", this is a phrase used to call someone out for their own foolish mistakes, or to warn them that if something can go wrong, it likely will go wrong.
Bride: "Awe man! I spilled catsup on my wedding gown!"
Mother-in-Law To Be: "Well, that's why you don't buy bananas on trash day."
December 28th is Trash Panda Day. Where you and your friends dress up with any clothing that has raccoons on it. This day is to celebrate your trashy friends and an excuse to drink like there is no tomorrow. Courtesy of S&E
S: You know what day it is?
E: Yuh the 28th of December
S: Dude itβs Trash Panda Day!!
When you're recently incarcerated and you go to the yard for the first time, everybody dumps their shitty load in you for disposal
The new guy Nate is gonna get his Big Trash Day today in the yard.