Trashtonia

Another name for Gastonia, NC. A city full of trashy people who do nothing with their lives except sit home and do crack. Trashtonia is unique in the fact that hillbillies, rednecks, and the ghetto all meet in one place. It is usually rated one of North Carolina’s most dangerous cities.

Chris: Let’s go to Best Buy!
John: Ugh, that means we have to go into Trashtonia.

Chris: Nevermind!