Panini-tration

The act of sticking a panini up someone for pleasure.

After my boyfriend used panini-tration on me, he ate the panini.

Pena-Pena-Seven-Tena-Tration

The act of a Nigga Ninja shoving 17 pencils up his ass.

Martin: My mom made pizza rolls want any?
Jerome: Sorry but it’s time for Pena-Pena-Seven-Tena-Tration.
Martin: Oh sorry but I don’t speak Nigga.
Jerome: Just let me shove 17 pencils up my ass in peace.

trationalize

To rationalize, but with respect to extremely evil issues.

E.g., One may rationalize partaking of a fast food material during a busy work day but one trationalizes when revoking an American citizen's right to vote because one convinces him- or herself that the low socioeconomic status and presumably low IQ of a focal American citizen disallow the worth of his or her vote.ra

tration

Shortened version for "train station" because tbh, who tf wants to say that all the time, it's a goddamn long-ass word.

"Yo, when is our train coming?"
"7pm, we have more than enough time to get to the tration."