Travel Ban

What dumbfucks and/or dumbcunts on power trips impose when they mistakenly believe, against all evidence and W.H.O. pronouncements to the contrary, that viruses carry an atlas or have GPS and give a shit about a line on a map.

George Jung: "What's a Travel Ban? I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to anything. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a cough.”

Judge: "Well unfortunately for you, Sir, I'm a dumbcunt, and although the line you crossed was imaginary and had coughs on both sides, now you're going to have to wax the governor's balls."

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Travel ban

An annoying revelation that can usually be found on the news, radio, or internet when some guy decides that it's too dangerous to drive around in a certain place. Often ruins our fun plans- and for no good reason!

Mom: Well, we were going to go shopping today, but there's a travel ban in the town of yorkshire.

Me: Seriously!?! It only flooded near the creek, we're nowhere near that!

Travel bans stink.

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