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The most bang for your buck in the worlds history. With the Travis Scott Meal a mediocre man can eat like a king in medevil times. It doesnt discriminate as it is meant to be eaten and enjoyed by every man, woman and child regardless of race, creed, or gender. We as humans don't realise just how lucky we are for its existence. We can only attempt to understand its creation and any other food is truly lost in the sauce.
My girlfriend left me for a Travis Scott Meal.
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Cleaning up a woman's period with the quarter pounder bun.
She didn't have any tampons so I helped her out and gave her a Travis Scott Happy Meal®.
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As I took the first bite of that succulent quarter pounder (with bacon), I felt the presence of Astro world; while, Travis Scott was fervently tickling my plump toes. And as Cactus Jack sensually touched my balls, I felt at peace with the world. No longer was that kid with special needs violently molesting me (during the summer and only the summer). And then as I close my eyes for the last time and breathe my last breath, Travis Scott took me to my final resting place, where I will be with him forevermore.
"bro Im gonna go to McDonalds you want something from there?"
"Sure I'd love the TRAVIS SCOTT MEAL." *moans with passion*