Treasure Dump

(n.) taking a shit in a random hidden location in when visitng a friends home, attending a family function, touring an open house, going to party, etc. The loaf can be decorated with sparkles, glitter, money, spray paint, or anything that accentuates the crap that was taken. The butt nugget should then be left for some other person to find and deal with in their own time.

"Jenny, when you when to my baby shower last week did you take a fucking treasure dump in the new crib my Great Grandmother gave me?"