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Tree climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber
Also see logger and ground worker

Do you like your job?
I am a tree climber!

by Lyle86 January 5, 2017

19๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tree climber

A discrerte way to say that you are going out to "climb trees" or in other words, to have sex in a tree house.

Kaija said she would have been a "Tree Climber" with ted but max went outside and stayed out there, resulting in him being a cock blocker.

by I3renton January 10, 2012

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tree Climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.

Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.

"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."

by Arborman February 3, 2020


Tree Climber

A short guy (5'4-5'9) who dates a taller woman

I don't mind a taller woman, I'm a tree climber

by SAJ91 January 21, 2016

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


tree climber

A derogatory name for someone of African heritage which denotes them as monkey-like , hence a tree climber.

Walter: "Shit David, who stole your car and killed that baby with a cinder block"
David: "I dunno, I think it was a tree climber"
Walter: "That's racially insensitive"

Col. Bluford was the first tree climber in space.

Look at all those tree climbers shuckin' and jivin' outside that night club.

I once saw a tree climber eat an entire cantaloupe in one bite.

by C. Gracki June 2, 2005

30๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tree-Climber

One who scales heights to gain a vatage point for spying on children.

You have to let me know if you are a Tree-Climber in my neighbourhood.

by 2100magevice February 12, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tree Climbers

Fingernails on a person that are excessively long, as to allow one to climb a tree, by digging thier nails into it.

wow!those are some nice tree climbers you have, can you pick me some coconuts while your up there?

by Timmy E. June 19, 2008

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