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A penis with so many calluses that it gives the illusion of having tree bark around it.
I pulled down his pants and I shit you not he had a Tree Dick
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A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.
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She’s a keeper, she took that yellow tree dick to the back of her throat like it was nothing.
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A proverbial slang referring to one who steals another's shade; Taker of comfort. A shady individual out for himself. Feminine- palm tree cunt.
That palm tree dick told everyone that it was his idea.
Give me the remote, don't be such a palm tree dick!
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A guy who made a promise to grind at the first reactor in Final Fantasy VII, and even cheated on his girlfriend, only to fail to live up to his promise. He was also beat at his own promise by a guy named CirclMaster.
CirclMaster: Leveling to 99 in the first reactor is pointless and meaningless. So why do I do it? I do it to express my hatred, and more importantly my disdain, for Dick Tree. I do it to express the camaraderie I feel for those of us who have followed this topic for years
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Best. Jeopardy!. Moment. Ever.
“I know nothing about a dick tree" - Alex Trebek
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Something you might call a lead guitarist of a Canadian rock band from the 70s and who may or may not be a drunk male prostitute.
Ricky: “You got enough money? here’s another dollar .36 there ‘dick tree’.
Alex: “Can’t believe I’m picking this stuff up...”
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