as retard but bigger and thicker
my sisters so stupid shes gone beyond being a retard, shes a treetard
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A retard who loves trees (tree hugger)
The treetard loves his vegetables
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Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.
"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"
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A Retard who dosn't move, thus appearing to be a tree.
Bob: Hey Frank you're a retard, Do you mind if I use you as an example?
Frank: Sure, go ahead
Bob: OK Then, Dont move
Frank: OK Bob
Bob: What A Treetard
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An individual who has smoked, or otherwise inhaled drugs into a retarded state of being.
Brad smoked so many trees, that he is now a treetard. For shame.
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Schmoking the schtickey ickey (aka trees) to the point when retardedness sets in. Getting suuuper stoned, or lit, or blazed, or high off marijuana.
'yo meng after that fourf blizzey last night i was treetarded...!'
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A person deeply rooted in stupidity. Use: When you want a word to offend people without them fully knowing
Enemy Guy/Girl: Hey Stupid!
You: Hey Treetard!
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