tregon

1. A polite expression to use the bathroom
2. To pickpocket
3. To masturbate
4. to take a pilgrimage to the space needle in Seattle, Washington

5. A unit of time

1. *excuse me, may I please tregon?*

*yes, you may*
2. *hey! that kid could tregon me!*
3. *when I am home alone, I like to tregon*
4. *hey man wanna take our tregon this summer?*

*sure!*
5. *i’m 21 years old!

*we use tregons where I’m from*

*oh, I’m 486 tregons.*