Trench Dweller

A Trench Dweller lurks on many college campus's around the US. This creature is known for picking up war pigs, swamp donkeys, and sloths. You can usually spot a Trench Dweller if it is wearing a green tonga and clashing apparel. He is highly known for picking up pigs, donkeys, and sloths and telling his "boys" stories about it in great detail and making this creature that he banged more attractive than it really was. A Trench Dweller has no shame and has usually never heard of the word "standards".

Bro 1: "Bro, did you just see that Trench Dweller?"
Bro 2: "Yea, it just walked out with a 4'11" 170lbs wilder-beast of a creature under his right arm and that greasy swamp donkey under his left arm."