Trench balls

Sweat that pools in your underwear under your balls subsequently causing your balls to wrinkle and then dry out and crack.

Aw man this heat is causing massive trench balls.

Trench Ball

Trenchball was originally for soldiers in trench warfare. It’s the act of two “heterosexual” men engaging in sexual acts within trenches, as there were no women around to help any urges that might distract the soldiers and impair them in battle.

However, now it’s used to explain why two “straight” guys are fucking

Edna: Do you know if Kevin is gay? I know he hooks up with Aaron sometimes
Craig: Nah, he’s not gay. That’s just some trench ball shit
Edna: Trench ball?

Craig: When 2 straight guys fuck

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