Trey Issacs

Arguably the most legendary man East of the Mississippi. Not only does this man attract females of all nationalities but his 6’2 Russian look got him on Vogue male of the year billboard 2011. Major accomplishments of his include throwing a football 64 yards and nearly getting petit larceny for stealing free breakfast sandwiches. Legend has it he has the keys to Scottsville, NY and has a gravesite already paid for in LeRoy, NY.

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