Tricky Dicky Screwdriver

An alcoholic beverage mix which includes, but not limited to, one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple kool aid
and a jigger of formaldehyde from the jar with Hitler's brain that you could get in some bars' back storeroom( you might need permission for this one though). Usually served during law enforced "Happy Hour" in bars all across America. It came into popularity when President Reagan came to office.

Last call for alcohol
Last call for freedom of speech
Drink up, happy hour is now enforced by law
And don't forget our house special,

It's called the Tricky Dicky Screwdriver