Holy Emo Trinity Church

Fans of the Emo Trinity and Emo Quartet, or My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, and Twenty One Pilots, will often call themselves members of the Holy Emo Trinity Church. They worship Brendon Urie and Gerard Way as the gods Beesus and Geesus. The religion’s holy texts are Wattpad fan fictions, especially the Milk Fic. Cheez Whiz baptisms are often preformed. This all started due to Gerard Way famously singing in the song *G-NOTE WARNING* Welcome to the Black Parade that he would be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned, much like Geesus.

Mia: Members of the Holy Emo Trinity Church are weird...
Leon: HOW DARE YOU! GEESUS BURN THIS WOMAN ALIVEEEEE.
Mia: *sprints*

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Trinity United Church of Christ

A racist, hate-mongering "church" in Chicago formerly attended faithfully by President Obama. Members of this "church" must adhere to concepts such as a commitment to the black community, black family, and black work ethic. They are also to reject the idea of settling at "middleclassness." The pastor(s) of this "church," according to their doctrine, aspire to have a congregation who supports all active church members outside the church AND SOCIALISM (well, they call it economic parity...). They also harp on "African people in diaspora," or Africans who were forced into a large migration to a new land.

Trinity United Church of Christ member: I am a part of a black church who supports other black people.

Christian: I am a member of a white church who supports other white people.

Trinity United Church of Christ member: RACIST!

Christian: How is my church any different from yours?

Trinity United Church of Christ member: BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL RACIST AND WE ARE ALL VICTIMS. *hops in car and shoots Christian in a drive-by*

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trinity church

an iconic church that even people who don't believe in the lord should go to because life is lit

jesus: damnnnnn look at all of those trinity church hoes!