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Trip jog

The act of speeding up for a few seconds as soon as you trip in the street, so as to mask the moment from your fellow pedestrians. They will assume you stopped a few hundred metres back to tie your shoelace, and needed to get back on schedule.

Oh, look, that guy's started running. Is there an ice cream van -- oh, he's done already. Must have been trip jogging.

by DonaldMiller October 5, 2009