Triple Nine

Almost, but not quite.

In other words close, but no cigar.


(999 is almost 1,000 but not quite)

-"Shit, I triple nined in my History class."

--"You going to summer school?"

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Triple nining

Snitchin, Nark'n, Being a rat, Tellin the cops

Yo hombre, them boys been runnin to the cops triple nining and shit.

You been triple ninin?
Whatchu mean, fool?
You snitchin, dawg?
Hell naw

Triple Nining

verb, also with n. forms. To be urgently requiring a dump, perhaps turtling or touching cloth, but having to pass a series of trials first. Since in this context you feel like you have a bomb in your intestine, it thus evokes feelings of being in the DS Visual Novel/Puzzler 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors.

Friend: Why'd you shit your pants, Joey?
Joey: I really needed a shit, but my dad started to write me up about the porn on my sister's computer. I was Triple Nining it for ages.