Triton High School

The high school that serves the towns of Newbury, Rowley, and Salisbury Massachusetts. It's known for being "ghetto", having a terrible football team, and the bright blue tiles that cover it. Every student, whether they act like it or not, has at least some Viking Pride.

The student population is made up of a basic few types:
-Preppies
-Gangstas
-Goth (most of whom belong to the GSA...)
-Stoners
-Jocks
-Artsies
Most importantly, I think we can all agree on the fact that each town has certain characteristics.
Salisbury brings the wiggers who think they come straight out of the ghetto, but they really dont. Also, quite a lot of stoners and depressing goth kids.
Newbury brings the rich, snobby preppy kids who dont know anything outside of their quiet uniracial community. Some Newburyians turn to stoners, but they arent legit.
Rowley brings the kids that have the most variety. A lot become stoners, a lot are preppy, some are goth, and a few are "ghetto".

Everyone in Triton knows that it's a terrible school, and often joke about it. However, it is apparently under new management as of 2010, and is changing for the better.
The student population is really small, so basically everyone interacts with eachother, whether they like it or not. Mostly they dont like it.

Pentucket Kid:Hey, what school do you go to?
Triton Kid: Triton High School, you?
Pentucket Kid:Pentucket..
*brawl*

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Triton Regional High School

It’s the grimiest high school in New Jersey. You can’t be in a 50ft radius of that school unless you want to smell fish and we don’t live by the ocean. White teachers sleep with white students because thats all they have there. It’s full of white trash and people who sleep with each other behind the stairs. It’s also racist and the only thing they care about is there nicotine addiction.

Parent: “What’s that smell? What did you do?”
Kid: “I walked by Triton Regional High School today”
Parent: “ Not surprised”

Triton regional high school

If Runnemede nj wasn’t bad enough it had to build a school and bring other sluts and Stoners to one diseased riddled hot box. The most trash school you will ever go to. The teachers are racist and either care to much or not at all. The principal is on something. And the only thing worst than that is the crack head student, attending there. They are egotistical, basic, and arrogant. Once you step foot in that school you automatically want to kill yourself. DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILDREN THERE.

Triton regional high school is trash.
Don’t go to triton regional high School.
Chad: what school do you go to?
Brad: triton regional high school

Chad: the one where the princepal nudes came out
Brad: yup
“Yo I’ve been to triton a week and I think I have chlamydia”

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Triton regional high school

Triton regional high school is the worst fuckimg school ever don’t send your kids there cus if you do they will turn into white trash bum ass wannabe ghetto fuck heads. Teachers suck kids suck everyone there sucks ASS MAJOR FUCK ALL OF YOU I HATE YOU CUNTS you all are gay as fuck bye

Oh you go to triton regional high school?
Yea!
KILL YOURSELF