Trotsky's Ice Pick

This sexual endeavor consists of three steps:

Step 1: Defecate into a plastic bag.
Step 2: Wrap defecate tightly in plastic bag and place in freezer.
Step 3: Use the "ice pick" as you would any normal dildo.

Frank: I'm getting tired of our normal, bland sex life.
Mary: Why don't we try Trotsky's Ice Pick?

or

Steve: Did you hear how Trotsky died? He was Ice Picked to death.

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