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An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.
Crikey! That trouser snake just attacked that hooker! It spit its venom all over her face. That has to be one of the most dangerous snakes in the world!
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the best word ever used for reffering to a penis!
person 1:you touched his trouser snake?!
person 2:i just coudln't help muh-self!>.<
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A new Kik term for a guy's penis
Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?
Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake
Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation
( Boy leaves room)
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A guys penis/dick. Also an actual real snake lol, also known as sneaky little devil.
Do u like trouser snakes? OOOOO whats a trouser snake?!
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simply the snake in your pants (penis)
crikey di you see the size of that trouser snake!?
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a penis which is in your pants
Let the model see you trouser snake.
That bitch wants to suck my trouser snake.
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The big thing that spit on your mom when she was going down my in pants.
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