Troutman

Troutman is the place to raise your family. Also known as "T-town", its one of those Podunk towns that most people only hear about. Everybody knows everybody, and it consists of 2 stoplights in the whole town. High school sports are what the people there live for, and everyone in the town goes out to cheer on their South Iredell Vikings on Friday nights because there is nothing else to do in the small town. The hot spots of Troutman is South Iredell high, Kat's Patch, Red Light Cafe, Food Lion, & of course the county fairgrounds

Everbody knows everybody's business in Troutman!

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Troutmanning

Dancing with palms constantly open, hoping for high fives.

"Kit was 'troutmanning' on the dance floor last night and everyone was high fiving him."

"That guy is a troutmanner, acting like fool on the dance floor.

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Troutman Middle

Ahhh, Troutman Middle School. A place you go if you want to become a hoe or thot. Even the prettiest girls that aren’t a hoe or a thot get made fun of. But be careful for the pedopholic teachers doing “push ups” in the bathroom! In the cafeteria you can find disgusting food with hair in it and some cockroaches on the floors and door ways. Wow so delicious! 🤢 Everyone thinks they are cool. There are so many different cliques like the “pretty” thots, “cool” kids, them girls with their pants pulled too far up to make it look like they have an ass, the weird anime people (they dress and get a hair cut like some anime bitch) and the normal kids (very rare to find). If you want to be a druggy this is the place to go! But on the bright side if you like wrestling their team is pretty good.

have you been to troutman middle they are such druggies and suck at most sports and their food and school is gross asf!

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