trucker nuts

1. When your scrotum adheris to your leg due to sweaty nuts. The sweaty nuts can result from tight emo jeans, driving (not just a truck) with out air conditioning, or a very hot day.

2. When your scrotum and penis stick together in an uncomfortable conglomeration of sweat and stickiness.

The cure for "Trucker Nuts" usually results from two stiff shakes of each leg.

"Dude its so hot in here you need a car with some A/C!"

"Hells yeah man I've got trucker nuts from hell!"

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Nut Trucker

Rugby League term. A player that takes the ball in, makes no post contact metres, never breaks the line , never makes a mistake but also tackles everything that moves.

He's made a solid career as a Nut Trucker