True as toast

When something is just too true to be expressed any other way. Coined by the show Pysch

True as toast man, I couldn't believe it either!

The One True Toast

The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast

Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"