The league of chadtastical brothers and sisters banding together to form such a beautiful kingdom; where rarteds are instantly persecuted, e-thots punished by listening to RAM RANCH EAR RAPE and crusading degenerates who are deemed in need of divine guidance and revelation.
Guy 1: Fuck man, I joined the TRUE BROS chat and shit is wild.
Guy 2: Damn, I better become an intellectual before joining such a magnificent group
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when two ked's meet eachother and their friendship grows to true bros. aka Rob Crovo III and Steve Leavitt
Rob Crovo III and Steve Leavitt are an example of a true bro
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Used to defend against an impending cool story bro. Usually uttered immediately after the narration of a story or anecdote (for full effect) worth telling, relevant to the conversation, and not an example of tl;dr or faggotry, so that any threat of ownage from jackasses is effectively neutralized. (Often abbreviated as' tsb' when used in text)
Person A: I remember I was stuck in an elevator in freshman year with a claustrophobic chick who was panting the shit out of the elevator. Gave me the heeby jeebies. True story bro.
Person B: ...
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a funny way of saying NO ONE CARES while someone is telling or explaining a story.
funniest when one who obviously isnt apart of the conversation says it,
douche: "yeah i was gonna go out with my girl last night but i was really tired from work so i just stayed home and played a round of black ops. but we chilled after and she-
me (turning around to the kids behind me in class); "true story bro?"
douche: "oh fuck you"
me: "you mad bro?"
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