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A seemingly false tale which upon closer examination is not false, it's true, therefore a , True story.
Sassy Addie Davis Invented Evergreen City, the pretend casino with make-believe money , True story
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Caption for a post you fully agree with
People need to learn to be kind to one another.
True story.
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Love is blind and love can be foolish. Our heart doesn’t always love the right people at the right time. Sometimes we hurt the ones that love us the most and sometimes we love the ones that don’t deserve our love at all.
P1: so we all gone for the wrong guy .
P2 : true story .
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There is no set time when a man should ejaculate during sex. But it’s probably too soon if you have an orgasm before intercourse or less than a minute after you start.
It’s a problem because when you ejaculate you lose your erection and can’t continue having sex. You and your partner may feel there’s not enough time to enjoy it.
It’s a common issue for men. Between 30-40 have it at some time in their life. So, keep in mind -- it’s not something to worry about when it happens all the time.
P1: he's a 10 second tom.
P2: true story .
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Contrary to popular belief, true story is used to make a story MORE believable.
Don’t agree with me? Check out the example and see for yourself.
Story 1:
Person 1: So, how was the party at Fender's last night?
Person 2: Dude, you're not going to believe this. I drank a full keg of beer, did a couple lines of cocaine off a striper’s back, ran a marathon, and had sex with your mother. I also won the lottery, did a backflip off the roof of a house, had a three way with two girls, and smoked a kilo of pot. Did I mention I had sex with your mother? I then woke up this morning, felt no effect, and went to work.
*awkward silence*
Person 1: You fucking liar!
Story 2:
Person 1: So, how was the party at Fender's last night?
Person 2: Dude, you're not going to believe this. I drank a full keg of beer, did a couple lines of cocaine off a striper’s back, ran a marathon, and had sex with your mother. I also won the lottery, did a backflip off the roof of a house, had a three way with two girls, and smoked a kilo of pot. Did I mention I had sex with your mother? I then woke up this morning, felt no effect, and went to work.
Person 2: True Story.
Person 1: Well, since you said true story, it must be true. I believe you.
Now tell me. Which version of the story do you think is more believable? That’s what I thought.
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To affirm honesty/sincerety in a comment, phrase, or statement.
Example 1: "Ayo I heard Kanye's comin' to town.. true story."
Example 2: "I think you're a nice person.... true story."
See also "For real"
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