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A penis that is orange and has a shitty cut thats probably from Super Cuts.
Girl 1: He had Trump Penis!
Girl 2: Ew that shits disgusting!
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When you have a penis that either looks like Donald trump or it has blonde pussy hair
Joe: Damn, you had sex with that Trump penis?
Donald: yep and it was HUGE
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A common condition where ones penis looks like trump.
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An oddly small penis, one that can easily fit in trumps small hands.
"I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee it".
"Man I have a trump penis, what a shame".
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A small white dot on Trump's groin. Needs microscope to see.
I can't see Trump's penis very well, I might need a 400X microscope to observe it.
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Located between two sausage links called thighs, The small member is indicative of his hand size, wihch is by all measures, small. The small member longs to be inside of daughter Ivanka, though its furious advances have been denied by a shred of dignity and self respect by the receiving party
"The only thing stopping White house incest is the fact that Donald Trump's Penis went rouge and shot up a nearby mosque"
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Nothing is smaller then Donald Trump's penis.
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