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A virus that spreads through America unchecked because of Donald Trump's negligence. One example of the Trumpvirus is known to health professionals as Covid-19, and to racists as Kung Flu.
The Covidiot went to Trump's poorly attended, lame-ass rally in Tulsa without a mask and caught the Trumpvirus.
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any pathogen whose spread could have been minimized by honest disclosure by a competent leader
The 2020 trumpvirus had little impact on a social distancing sport like golf.
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I caught the Trumpvirus and had to be put on a ventilator.
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Virus caused by Trumps incompetence and mishandling of the United States response to a health crisis.
Wash your hands so you won't catch the Trumpvirus.
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When your skin starts to turn Orange and you say things only Donald Trump would say.
I had the TrumpVirus for two weeks and had to take off from work because I didn’t want to get anyone infected. I also was saying racist stuff to people.
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The rate at which Donald J. Trump’s conspiracies and lies about fraudulent ballots brainwashes his oft-gullible hardcore supporters to donate to the post-election fund to "protect the results and keep fighting even after Election Day.”
Trumpvirus’s infectivity incited both Trumpists and QAnonists to contribute tens of millions of dollars, which could be used to settle part of the president’s bigly debt and to finance his own political rallies, especially if he’s running again in 2024 (assuming that he’s not behind bars by then).
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January 21st. A national day of mourning in the United States to remember those who lost their lives to the Trumpvirus as well as the intangible things others lost, from relationships to mental health and life experiences. People typically share the worst thing that happened to them because of the Trumpvirus along with the best thing that happened to them, as a sort of meditation. The day is associated with mental health awareness, compassion and the notion that something like the Trumpvirus should never be allowed to happen again under any government with the resources to stop it.
Person 1: "They should really make Trumpvirus Remembrance Day an official holiday."
Person 2: "Yeah..."
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