Trumprection

1) An erection brought on by but not limited to: abuse of power, slandering minorities, objectifying women, blatant racism, and lies about crowd size.

2) A mass group erection in response to either tragic and real news, or absurdly fake news.

Joseph awkwardly tried to conceal his Trumprection, apologizing to bystanders that commented "Oh...no worries, I didn't see anything, anyway."