Trust me

Don't trust me.

Friend 1: "how are you going to turn that corner going this fast?"
Friend 2: "trust me, I've done this before."

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They say u should never trust someone that says "trust me",,... so do you trust the guy that says "Dont trust me"??

Dude says:Hey man, you can trust me,

You say: sorry man your just to trustfull sounding,but u did cook a nice steak tonight, this BBQ is slammin, this is the best BBQ ive ever been to, trust me..

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What you say when you have no idea, but are looking for entertainment

JP: "Yeah, the ground looks good, you won't get bogged. Trust me."

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Most reliable source of information more than Wikipedia and other things

Jon : Tarzan was verging before meeting Jane.
Jon : source ?
Jon : trust me

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Sounds good right...WRONG! The definition of trust me is "FUCK YOU!"

I think this started when Bush came in office...not sure though. I'm sure ken lay was invovled.

"So these are good stocks?"

"Yea Jim, WorldCom is great, trust me!"

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trust me bro

The most "legit" source out there

A: "Lewis Hamilton is moving from Mercedes to Ferrari next year!"
B: "Where did you get your source from".
A: "Trust me bro"

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Investing advice based on no fundamental or technical analysis.

Trust me bro guy: This play is done. The street is gonna run ticker XYZ to $$$. Shorts gonna get vap-o-rized.
Me: Why, exactly?
Trust me bro guy: ...

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