Airport Security molesters. They make traveling a little more like prison, the way they get away with molestation. Stands for "Touch Society All-Around".
TSA Agent: "Sir, what is that in your pocket?"
Citizen: "It's my Blackberry."
TSA Agent: "Is it? Or is it A BOMB?!?! GET OVER HERE ASSHOLE, YOU'RE GETTING A FULL BODY SEARCH!"
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Official: "Transportation Security Agency"
Reality: "Thousands Standing Around" or "Take your Shoes off Asshole".
A bunch of self-righteous, uneducated idiots who got promoted and pay raises for failing America on 9/11.
They've basically gone from working the frier to being the McDonalds managers.
They allow anyone wearing a turban to pass through for fear of offending them while administering anal probes to flight crew who are (now, pay attention) ALREADY IN THE COCKPIT.
TSA is the best thing to ever happen to Al Queda.
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A group of people working at American airports who have recently taken to molestation and snapping pornographic photos of passengers in the name of 'security'
Passenger: "Okay, I don't understand how a sexual assault can be made a condition of my flying."
TSA: "This is not considered a sexual assault."
Passenger: "It would be if you weren't the government."
Don't touch my junk.
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On her way home, she was accosted and TSAd by a group of young drunkards who proceeded to grope her and ask her to show them her naked body.
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Total Sexual Assault
Thugs Standing Around
The Sexual Assassins
Titties Snatch Ass
Touching Stuff Aggressively
Touching Sensitive Areas
Touch Stroke Assault
Thousands (of) Sexual Assaults
Testicle Scanning Agent
Totally Screwing America
Taking Security Away
Totally Senseless Aggression
Taxpayer Supported Assault
We went to catch our flight, but were attacked near the gate by the TSA aka: The Sexual Assassins who Touched Stuff Aggressively, Titties, Snatch and Ass.
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A shitty 2 hour long line waiting to get on a flight that has left by the time you get to the front of the line
My flight left 124 Hours ago, thanks to 9/11 we have the TSA
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To aggressively molest or fondle.
The result of security at American airports becoming so extreme that you now have to either be seen naked or be felt up head-to-toe by a stranger if you want to get on a plane.
We had a few drinks, went back to my place, and I TSAed her all night.
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