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boob tube baby

Stereotype used to categorize individuals who fall into a fairly modern trend in child rearing, where the child is not properly raised. Instead the parent(s) occupy the child by setting them in front of a TV as opposed to actively engaging the child in productive activities. This type of childhood typically fosters poor social behaviors and disorders such as ADHD, beckoning use of term.

John is the most awkward boob tube baby I've ever run in to.

by Chillbur November 21, 2012

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test tube baby

A child born to In-Vitro fertilisation, see IVF, who was concieved in a test tube a few hours before being put into the mother.

Louise Brown was the worlds' first test tube baby in 1978.

by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004

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test tube baby

A test tube baby was conceived by artificial means, by introducing the sperm and egg to each other outside the body. The zygote is then implanted into the future mother's womb.

Test tube babies are NOT born in test tubes. Not yet, anyway.

Jill had a very hard time getting pregnant, so she decided to try having a test tube baby.

by Athene Airheart March 22, 2004

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Boob Tube Baby

A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.

I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.

by DOTK November 28, 2012

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test tube baby

A person who is the ultimate dumb. So dumb, that he/she could have been born in a test tube.

Your brother acts like he's freaking retarded.

Yea. He's a test tube baby.

by Kevin ma April 20, 2006

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Test Tube Baby

1. A child conceived via artificial insemination using a test tube. 2. Any such person who as an adult makes consistently poor decisions or otherwise acts foolishly. 3 A complete fuckin' idiot.

Ryan is a test tube baby.

I jerked off in a test tube, a girl poured it in her cunt, hence 9 months later we had a test tube baby.

by OCDTTB September 23, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


test tube baby

A child who is born in a test tube through the mixing of the mothers egg cells and the fathers sperm cells.

Frank Mongiove is a test tube baby.

by Will Harbaugh March 19, 2004

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