Tubs of Love

When the spindles of cd/dvds that hold your porn collection become so numerous, they are referred to as the 'tubs of love'.

James: "Hey mate can you hold these spindles of dvds while I take your photo for the corporate website"
Ben: "Yeah. . . ok, why? What are they?"
camera click with flash
James: "They are my tubs of love, baby!"

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hot tub of love

When your old lady don’t want to fuck, you wait until she passes out, and blow a load in her sleeping eye socket.

That stupid bitch left me hanging again, so I gave her the hot tub of love.

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