Tungered

When the euro reading (probably) about Poland losing its land (again) is too boring so you procrastinate.

Person 1: he created a verb based on my name for procrastination
Person 2: what word?
Person 1: "Tungered"

Tunger's Paradox

Whether the day preceding an async day that is not a thursday is considered a fake friday or not

neither tuesday nor wednesday are thursday or friday
but wednesday will be async
and tuesday will be last day she will talk to us
does this mean that tuesday is fake friday?
Damn, this is a real Tunger's Paradox

tunger my bunger

To lick another person's butthole (aka tossing salad)

Bee: Hey Trevor, can you pass me the dressing?

Trevor: No, but you can tunger my bunger.

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Tungered

When you don't want to read about the Polish losing their land again so you procrastinate on euro homework.

Tunger: he created a verb based on my name for procrastination
Tunger: please let me out of this class
You: What verb?
Tunger: Tungered

Tunger

Tunger is a word that is used when someone/something has not a new seen a Big Tugg video in an extended period of time

My Tunger is getting out of control I have no other option